Posted 13 hours ago

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

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timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

Posted 13 hours ago

samphonia:

Why is Daft Punk trying to steal my pokemon

Posted 13 hours ago

charlestrippy:

I got a rat tail now hahaha

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nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

Posted 13 hours ago

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

disneyinspirations:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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Reblogging for Johnny Depp

(Source: everythingyoulovetoohate)

Posted 13 hours ago

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

(Source: hummelilde)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

this would literally be me in any huge disaster

Posted 13 hours ago

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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(Source: cryptonloids)

Posted 13 hours ago
its not that hard to get a job
an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(Source: jewbeard)

Posted 13 hours ago
thatfunnyblog:

 


the AMERICAN crayon

Mexico is in america

thatfunnyblog:

 

the AMERICAN crayon

Mexico is in america

(Source: shinyv)

Posted 13 hours ago